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Monday, October 12, 2009

To that any normal person would say, "Well, you already are!?" Yes, I know, but I have absolutely nothing to talk about today yet I feel like writing a blog post. I went on a religious blog posting kick and scheduled them to be posted over the next couple of days. I didn't want my readers (all one of you) to be too overloaded with religious stuff. So on to some very "train of thought" blogging. It could be scary.

I have decided that my most favorite punctuation mark is the "?!" or "!?", respectively called the interrobang or the banginterro, at least according to my dad. I have no idea if it is actually right. While I am guilty of over-using both (along with parenthesis), I have just taken my father's word on them for a significant number of years. Then again, he was also the one that once convinced me that Chopin was pronounced "Chop-In" instead of "Show-pan". It was only years later that I realized I had looked utterly stupid to my grade school teacher when I argued that fact in class. He never did apologize for that mis-truth. He though he was funny and really never did any harm.

However, I always wonder about that day when my youngest brother was adamantly defending the fact that his ears did not have lobes. We would gang up on him and telling that "Oh my goodness, your ears have lobes!" To which he would reply very upset that, "My ears don't have lobes! Quit teasing me!" Did I mention he was blond. Still is most of the time. We were able to run that on for days until my mother finally had pity on her youngest child and told him what ear lobes were.

So I decided to look up exactly what an interrobang was and found a rather thorough definition here. It turns out my dad was mostly correct, except about the banginterro part, no such thing. (Again with the excruciating delayed embarrassment.) Here's a picture of an official interrobang, however most people just type it "?!" or "?!?!?!?!?!":




Now you know what to really put after "WTF!?" Which is exactly what I say every time I encounter these heretofore unknown half-truths I was fed as a child.


P.S. - For the record, my dad did teach me many correct things. Most of the time I just couldn't tell when he was really joking.

2 comments:

  1. I love !?s ! And I think "interrobang" is a great name for it.

    As for blogging when you have nothing to blog about, try not to do that. It's one of the seven deadly sins of blogging. Blogging should be a value-added contribution in which you make a solemn promise never to waste the reader's time unless you want to someday be attacked by rabid crowd of fire-weasels and get your head torn off.

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  2. True, wasting a readers time is one of the seven deadly sins. However, with that thought, my very "train of thought" blog did inform you of the actual name of a certain punctuation mark. As for the future, I promise to never let anyone know when I'm blogging about nothing.

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